One Word Reviews of Every Book I Finished! in 2008, An Ordered List in Order of the Order I Finished! Them In

1. O'Connor, Flannery. Wise Blood = Cruel.
2. Fitzgerald, F. Scott. The Great Gatsby = Fast.
3. Nabokov, Vladimir. Lolita = Hilarious.
4. Mann, Thomas. Death in Venice = Tragic.
5. Firbank, Ronald. Valmouth = Empurpled.
6. Capote, Truman. Breakfast at Tiffany's = Faggy.
7. Heller, Joseph. Catch-22 = Klein-bottled. [Hyphens don't count.]
8. Reed, Ishmael. Mumbo Jumbo = Wikipedic.
9. Cooper, Dennis. Closer = Mannered.
10. Peterson, Adam. My Untimely Death = Roo-roo'd.
11. Delany, Samuel R. Hogg = Unwise.
12. Toole, John Kennedy. A Confederacy of Dunces = Swindler.
13. Selvadurai, Shyam. Funny Boy = Forgettable.
14. Foucault, Michel. A History of Sexuality: An Introduction = Fundamental.
15. Ferris, Joshua. Then We Came to the End = Masterly.
16. Kundera, Milan. The Book of Laughter and Forgetting = Old-timey.
17. McNally, Terrence. Corpus Christi = Light.
18. Wilsey, Sean. Oh the Glory of It All = Lyric.
19. Frazier, Ian. Great Plains = Unblogged.
20. Nabokov, Vladimir. Pale Fire = Best.
21. Sedaris, David. When You Are Engulfed in Flames = Denouement.
22. Colbert, Stephen. I Am America (And So Can You!) (abridged) = Audiobook!
23. Hosseini, Khaled. The Kite Runner (abridged) = Phony.
24. Nabokov, Vladimir. Speak, Memory = Windy.
25. Schutt, Christine. All Souls = Balm.
26. Schutt, Christine. Nightwork = Instructive.
27. Rushdie, Salman. Midnight's Children = Dull.
28. DeLillo, Don. White Noise = Ridiculous.
29. Harrison, Colin. Mrs. Corbett's Request = Spotty.
30. Tóibín, Colm. Love in a Dark Time = Obligatory.
31. Gide, André. The Counterfeiters = French.
32. Monette, Paul. Afterlife = Poor.
33. Puig, Manuel. Kiss of the Spider Woman = Feline.
34. Self, Will. Dorian: An Imitation = Polarian.
35. Mishima, Yukio. Forbidden Colors = Sexy?
36. Roth, Philip. Indignation = Overpriced.
37. Vonnegut, Kurt. God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater = Cheap.
38. Eco, Umberto. Six Walks in the Fictional Woods = Shelveable.
39. Allison, Dorothy. Bastard Out of Carolina = Rednecked.
40. Highsmith, Patricia. The Talented Mr. Ripley = Midcentury.
41. Bechdel, Alison. Fun Home = Smart.
42. Atwood, Margaret. The Blind Assassin = More.
43. Williams, Tennessee. The Glass Menagerie = Elementary.
44. Palahniuk, Chuck. Fight Club = Misguided.
45. Call, Ryan. Pocket Finger = Tragic.
46. Kramer, Larry. Faggots = Megaphone.
47. Saunders, George. The Braindead Megaphone = Dumb-covered.
48. Simpson, Mark, ed. Anti-Gay = Intrigue.
49. Rowling, J.K. The Tales of Beedle the Bard. = Christmas.
50. Smiley, Jane. Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Novel = Unfinished!